So the thing is, i'm really pissed off!

You try your best to be an upstanding citizen, pay your rent, follow the rules set by the powers that be and generally accept anything that gets thrown at you, fair or unfair and what happens? You get screwed over!

I ALWAYS pay my rent on time, every god damned month, every month even if it means i can't afford a bean after it's been paid. My reward for this.....EVICTION!

It's not my fault though, oh no not me. My idiot landlord decided to get a mortgage and not bother makin a single repayment...not one...he hasn't even paid a pound since he got the place! Oh and if you're thinkin "You should be able to stay till the contract runs out" think again! The dodgy fucker didn't even get a buy to let mortgage so as far as the mortgage company is concerned, we don't live here!

As you can imagine....rather miffed!

Ok so a new place to live can be sorted....what about this, my mom dropped a stupid fuckin bastard bombshell on me - mid way thru the eviction problems - that I might have a serious illness infact worse than that...i've got a 50/50 chance of having it and she's only just thought to tell me.....it's taken 23yrs! Timing is everything, you know, if you've taken this long to tell me, why not wait till i'm not already so stressed i could implode!

Shite as the timing was, as you can imagine, i really want to know!

So i've been to the Doctors and had a test but they're inconclusive....inconclusive...fuckin great stuff! To be fair I have been feelin a bit better since the test cos although inconclusive, they do know enough to say the chances have now been halved to 25%.

Now i've gotta have genetics testing to know for certain, which is great and everything but the 3 month wait that i have been told to expect isn't!

Fuckin bastard world - to top it off i can't even have a fag with my drink at the pub when i'm feelin like someone stole my favorite toy!

That's another thing....what's with this government..."err...you're not allowed to smoke there mate" FUCK OFF!!!

Bloody smokin ban is ruining my social life. You might think that's a bit of an over statement but it's not! Can't be arsed to spend half my time standin outside a club and hate the fact that our group of frieds is never complete cos there's always one of us outside. So thanks a lot to the Nazi...I mean Labour party for cutting down my fun time and making me stop in 9/10 friday nights!

I'm still annoyed....this hasn't got it out my system....maybe I should go and smoke in my letting agents office, that might make me feel better.